Joseph Stalin is Michael Emmanuel Alfes' second cousin once removed's wife's nephew's wife's aunt's husband's great aunt's husband's first cousin once removed's ex-husband's ex-partner's grandfather!
Michael Emmanuel Alfes
You → Doba Davidovna Rabin
your mother → David Rabin
her father → Nisson Rabin
his father → Leah Miriam Alta Korb
his sister → Judith Korb
her daughter → Jerry (Yechiel) Shatzkes
her son → Pamela Joy (Perel Freida) Greenman
his wife → Stephen Ian Greenman
her brother → Tzvi Dovid Greenman
his son → Ashira Malka Greenman
his wife → <private> Rabinowitz
her father → Navah Kestenbaum
his sister → <private> Kestenbaum
her husband → Ephraim Kestenbaum
his father → David Kestenbaum
his father → Esther Eisenberg
his sister → Jacob Eisenberg
her husband → Chaim Hirsch Eisenberg
his father → Wolf [Zeev] Eisenberg
his brother → Emil Eisenberg
his son → <private> Eisenberg
his daughter → Marc Rich
her ex-husband → <private> Ruiz (Сергеева)
his ex-partner → Артём Фёдорович Сергеев
her father → Joseph Stalin
his foster father
